I cast off, drove away from the bank and tried to turn on the bow thrusters. Nothing. No beeps, no coloured lights, and certainly no easy steering in reverse. There was quite a stiff wind too, so I hastily decided to do it the traditional way – drive and wind (turn), twice. The second winding was a bit awkward – I eventually completed it by getting off the back with a rope and hauling the stern of the boat in to place. (While I was doing so, a passing cyclist offered to help pull the ropes – that wasn’t needed, but I liked getting the offer and thanked him for it.)