On Saturday just as the tannoy at Carlton Towers had begun announcing events and timings for the day, my phone rang. Selby lock keeper was calling me back. It wasn’t easy to find a quiet space, but at least the line was clear. Back on the boat I was prepared for this call by writing the spelling of Bartimaeus in the phonetic alphabet, as I knew there’d be a difficulty spelling it out on the phone and they always ask. Now I didn’t have my notepad in front of me but sure enough he wanted it spelt out “Bravo Alpha Romeo…” My mind went a complete blank on Tango. All was well. The tree was already gone and boats were moving but the tide was not an easy time in the upcoming days, so we put it off until departure time would be after 7am. It was good to be booked in.