Occasionally Shane would call for assistance. I thought his plan to pull out the skirting board by bending it at a 45° angle past the seating was very suspect and felt it would snap. My fears were unfounded and I was reminded of the sceptical and anxious feeling at Parc Asterix on the largest wooden roller coaster in Europe, or perhaps in the world. It proudly advertised you could “feel the flexibility of wood” which was exactly what I didn’t want to feel in a rollercoaster. Stability, safety, solidity and strength were the qualities I preferred. Anyway he had just proved the wood to be very flexible in deed. It was also very long and hard to stow. At first I slid it along the kitchen floor in the direction it was sliding anyway, then realised that the fridge would not open so I slid it to the other side, under the steps and in front of the kickplates. They do have drawers in them but not frequently accessed. I wasn’t needing tinned fish or oven dishes in a hurry. I turned the painted side away so any bumps didn’t scuff the paint. Shane did manage to kick it once going to the kettle, but mostly it was out of the way.